Conspiracy Theorists at the Pentagon

Chuck Hagel, Conspiracy Theorist

In response to a conspiracy theory hatched by a few people at the U.S. Pentagon, the Army is planning to expand it's presence into Eastern Europe.  It appears that the military brass in D.C. are paranoid that Russia is secretly planning to get them.

Never-minding Chuck Hagel's wayward plans, the more important question is would these soldiers prefer to be home with their families or risking their safety in Poland and Estonia?

From the AP.