Humpday Humor: Do American's Have "It"?

A new survey tells us that American's might not have "it"...

..."research indicates that most of us have less than a quarter of what’s required to make it happen,..”

From The Onion

Humpday Humor: Al-Qaeda to "take a load off"

From The Onion...

“We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano

Humpday Humor: Executioner Duty

Georgia man just a little to busy to carry out a death sentence.

From The Onion...

Man Trying To Get Out Of Executioner Duty

Humpday Humor: Woman Knows What Poor Should Eat

A local woman knows exactly what poor people should be eating.  

“There’s no reason she should be loading up on those pricey TV dinners if she’s getting the government to pay for it,” Gaither told reporters at a local Super Stop and Shop, training her prodigious faculties on a welfare recipient using a benefit card in front of her in the checkout line. 

From The Onion

Humpday Humor: The EPA

The Onion highlights "EPA Announces New Initiative to Conserve Whatever's Left".

It appears that a "less ambitious" approach to saving the environment is best for now.