Humpday Humor: Gas Prices Are Too Low!

Gas Prices Are Just Too Low

With gas prices at 2 bucks a gallon how are those greedy oil companies supposed to make their Billions?

Maybe if enough drivers boycott these low prices ExxonMobil will jack them up and start gouging us poor consumers again.

The Nanny State in Your Car

Proponents of the nanny state are ringing in an extra special new year in Austin, Texas where beginning next week the use of navigation devices while driving will be illegal.

According to people calling themselves "Austin City Council" hand-held cell phone use while driving is also an ordinance violation.

Since the control freaks are always looking to create more victim-less crimes here are some ideas for them:  

• Ban people from driving while tired
• Prohibit drivers from placing their finger on the radio dial
• Make tinted windows on cars illegal
• Tax people for not wearing seat-belts
• Place a ban on the application of make-up while driving
• Require tax stamps to be placed on the front windshield of all vehicles
• Prohibit people with less than 20/20 vision from driving

Humpday Humor: Chicago's Very Dangerous Drivers

Drivers for Rahm Emanuel, the mayor of Chicago, have violated city traffic codes 20 times in less than three years.  In one instance his SUV was traveling 18 miles over the speed limit in a school zone.

 

Nice work by the Chicago Sun-Times!