Military Brass in D.C. Go Full on Paranoid

Chuck Hagel and fellow conspiracy theorist John Kirby have made U.S. troop deployments into Eastern Europe official.  The U.S. is moving 600 troops from Italy to Poland tomorrow.  They will further be split in quarters with 150 each going to Poland, Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania.  

John Kirby, Conspiracy Theorist

Why are these poor Army gals & guys being carted around Europe?  The troop movements are in response to a crazy conspiracy theory that the military brass in D.C. have hatched.  

Kirby and Hagel seem to believe that the Russian government is conspiring against the government of the U.S., in Europe.  Will these 600 Army troops buy into the paranoia and go along with the plan?  

Hopefully not.