Humpday Humor: Political Bribes are Illegal?

News is coming out of South Carolina that politicians have been accepting bribes.

The AP reports that sheriff James Metts "allowed friends to buy favors".  They further report that someone else by the name of Bill Nettles is really upset about this situation and is "charging" Metts with "bribery".

Do you think Mr. Nettles realizes that what he calls "campaign contributions" are in reality the sale of favors.  Consistency calls for bribery charges to be brought against thousands of politicians in North America.

Don't hold your breath.